And because I'm the sharing type, I thought I'd post a few of my favorite quotes from the most recent episodes I've seen:
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! - big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Brian: Oh, please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
Meg & Peter: *gasp*
Brian: Too soon?
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? ....Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.